Just got back from a date...

[goldpony]

yeah, i needed to find a herpes dating community. for... a friend *shifty eyes*

[White Pwny]

Yeah.... one time.. I had to buy a pregnancy test......   For a friend   


hahah... I know how the "for a friend" goes.   

[13hourstoparadise]

yeah, i needed to find a herpes dating community. for... a friend *shifty eyes*

Bwahahaha... Sorry, I assume it's a joke.

[White Pwny]

yeah, i needed to find a herpes dating community. for... a friend *shifty eyes*

Bwahahaha... Sorry, I assume it's a joke.

If not.. Im still gonna laugh.  Sry. 


I'm a bitch, and I approve this message.

[Shaye]

Yeah.... one time.. I had to buy a pregnancy test......   For a friend   


hahah... I know how the "for a friend" goes.   

WTF? You weren't supposed to tell them about that!   

[goldpony]

Yeah.... one time.. I had to buy a pregnancy test......   For a friend   


hahah... I know how the "for a friend" goes.   

WTF? You weren't supposed to tell them about that!   

are you ashamed of having our lovechild?

[Shaye]

are you ashamed of having our lovechild?

I actually, just giggled quietly to myself.

I thought I told you, the results came back negative? I'm sorry. We'll just have to try "harder" won't we?

[goldpony]

"harder" indeed. this long distance relationship is killing me! it gets harder and harder to ejaculate over 600 miles everyday

[Shaye]

"harder" indeed. this long distance relationship is killing me! it gets harder and harder to ejaculate over 600 miles everyday

OMGZ!   

[goldpony]

what can i say, sometimes you have to go the extra mile for love

[Shaye]

Aww. Hahaha.

Or the extra 500 or so.

[13hourstoparadise]

Express mail... Zip lock bag baby.

[White Pwny]

ROFL!

[goldpony]

Express mail... Zip lock bag baby.

why wait a day, when i can just shoot it now?

[13hourstoparadise]

600 miles... Damn you got good aim... Not to sound gay, but I'd like to see that... Wait, maybe not...

[goldpony]

that "rain" you felt last night wasnt rain

[White Pwny]

Ewwww...      I thought it tasted salty.....     that explains so much now... Thanks Josh!   

[13hourstoparadise]

Ewwww...      I thought it tasted salty.....     that explains so much now... Thanks Josh!   

Bwahahaha

Wait, I live in Seattle, we get a lot of "rain"... Point it somewhere else brohym.

[White Pwny]

Ewwww...      I thought it tasted salty.....     that explains so much now... Thanks Josh!   

Bwahahaha

Wait, I live in Seattle, we get a lot of "rain"... Point it somewhere else brohym.

Yeah... like towards NY (sorry Shaye)  or Florida.    =o)

[Shaye]

Ewwww...      I thought it tasted salty.....     that explains so much now... Thanks Josh!   

Bwahahaha

Wait, I live in Seattle, we get a lot of "rain"... Point it somewhere else brohym.

Yeah... like towards NY (sorry Shaye)  or Florida.    =o)

You don't have to be sorry, he was shooting it at me the whole time. Didn't you hear about the pregnancy scare we had yesterday?