RANDOM KNOWLEDGE

[Atomic]

Mr. T once pitied a fool so bad, that fool cried until he had no more tears left. The fool was Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris, now with a never ending thirst for tears, makes soup out of the tears of small children and gophers in the hope that one day, he will have his revenge!

Rocky didn't get brain damage from Ivan Drago, but rather from the mental damage inflicted on him when Mr. T belittled him in front of his wife on the steps of the Art Institute of Philadelphia.  This also accounted for Hulk Hogan's balding, Micky's death, Pauly's empowerment of a sheister attorney to bankrupt the Balboa family, and Rocky Jr.'s homosexuality.

where'd you find this?

i dont recall....also, Chuck Norris once fought off 42 ninjas bilndfolded, while having sex with 3 women

[goldpony]

Mr. T once pitied a fool so bad, that fool cried until he had no more tears left. The fool was Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris, now with a never ending thirst for tears, makes soup out of the tears of small children and gophers in the hope that one day, he will have his revenge!

Rocky didn't get brain damage from Ivan Drago, but rather from the mental damage inflicted on him when Mr. T belittled him in front of his wife on the steps of the Art Institute of Philadelphia.  This also accounted for Hulk Hogan's balding, Micky's death, Pauly's empowerment of a sheister attorney to bankrupt the Balboa family, and Rocky Jr.'s homosexuality.

where'd you find this?

i dont recall....also, Chuck Norris once fought off 42 ninjas bilndfolded, while having sex with 3 women

um, actually, it wasnt Chuck Norris. It was goldpony

[Atomic]

fine... Chuck Norris once fought off 42 ninjas bilndfolded, while having sex with 2 women and goldpony... happy now?



The United States armed forces currently employ Chuck Norris in testing thier Abrams Main Battle Tank before sending them into combat.  This is achieved by having Chuck Norris attempt to penetrate the hull armor with a single roundhouse kick.  90% of Abrams tanks fail this test

[Zevaka]

fine... Chuck Norris once fought off 42 ninjas bilndfolded, while having sex with 2 women and goldpony... happy now?

Atomic. I see huge progress in your posts. Keep on having lessons

[Atomic]

so u admitted it, i'm great

When Eskimo babies have colds, their mothers suck the snot out of their noses
The biggest tapeworm ever found inside the human body was 35 metres long
50 per cent of women and more than 90 per cent of men don't wash their hands after they've been to the loo – unless someone else is watching them
Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves
those ones are real...

[mrs_swa]

March 9th,  Panic Day: 

Try to stay calm. Take a deep breath. For today is Panic Day. Can you handle today? Good, we were worried for a moment.  Hopefully, everything is going just swell in your life, and you have no need for this day. But, if problems and troubles are looming, try to hold off hitting the panic button until this day arrives.

Don't worry. Don't fret. and, above all, don't panic. However, if ever there was a day to panic, today is that day.

[lithium]

[mrs_swa]

March 10th:  Middle Name Pride Day

Middle Name Pride Day honors the seldom used middle name that often sets you apart from others. It was selected with care, so you should be proud of it.




mine is Suzanne.

[13hourstoparadise]

My middle name is Danger.

[Atomic]

mine's Chi

My middle name is Danger.

spell it backwards and u hav Toilet

[mrs_swa]

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.

[Atomic]

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands

[mrs_swa]

ewww, why wouldn't someone wash their hands after that?   

[13hourstoparadise]

I don't like this thread anymore...

Ignorance is bliss I guess.

[Atomic]

ewww, why wouldn't someone wash their hands after that?  

hahaha sick world

Ignorance is bliss I guess.

u read my mind

i hav worse ones

[mrs_swa]

March 14:  Learn About Butterflies Day.



The Xerces Blue butterfly (Glaucopsyche xerces) is an extinct species of butterfly. The species lived in coastal sand dunes of the Sunset District of San Francisco. The Xerces butterfly is believed to be the first American butterfly species to become extinct as a result of loss of habitat caused by urban development. The last Xerces Blue was seen in either 1941 (Garth, J.S. and J.W. Tilden, California Butterflies, UC Press 1986) or 1943 (Powell, J.A. and C.L. Hogue, California Insects, UC Press, 1979) on lands that may now be part of Golden Gate National Recreation Area. The Xerces butterfly is one of the only butterflies that start with the letter X.

[Atomic]

On a daily average you will inhale 1 liter of others anal gasses

When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth through the saliva glands

Diarrhea induced E.Coli was found on 10% of coffee mugs in the U.S.

[goldpony]

Diarrhea induced E.Coli was found on 10% of coffee mugs in the U.S.

this makes no sense. Diarrhea does not induce E. coli.  E. coli induces diarrhea, and only certain strains

[Atomic]

Diarrhea induced E.Coli was found on 10% of coffee mugs in the U.S.

this makes no sense. Diarrhea does not induce E. coli.  E. coli induces diarrhea, and only certain strains

thats wot it sed, yor crazy goldpony

[Shaye]

In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies.

It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.

In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear.

In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.