So I gave myself the Heimlich maneuver today.

[Variable]

And no, I can't get an afghan girl.  That would not be very good in the big picture for the war on terror

Love is the most beautiful thing in the world. Fuck war.

well in this case.  Me loving an afghan woman could cause blood shed.  Sooooo yeah.  How old are you anyways?

and just a side not, I have experienced both love and war.  I prefer war

[13hourstoparadise]

Love can also be war.

I'm 25, why do you ask?

[Shaye]

and just a side not, I have experienced both love and war.  I prefer war

That's depressing.

[13hourstoparadise]

and just a side not, I have experienced both love and war.  I prefer war

Fucked up bro! 

To each there own... I've been held hostage in my own house for 6 hours, I was pistol whipped and beaten with a golf club... My roommates and I had to pick which one of us needed to die according to the two masked men. Shaking, I raised my hand, he told me turn around and get on my knees, he put the gun to my head. His buddy hit me with the club, then they left finally. When we went to the cops they arrested me for a warrent and raided our house for drugs. So fuck military, fuck cops, and even though I like you Trey. I don't think we could ever mesh well... Don't take it the wrong why, I just have a much differenent outlook on life... A more postive, less violent, less bitter outlook. I've been through more than you'll ever know.

[13hourstoparadise]

Maybe I should add I've had friends murdered, one girl had her throat slit by her boyfriend. I was in the car before it happened. She was alive for around six hours bleeding to death in the woods of the Seattle area.

I once had a gun held to my head for not letting some dumb fuckers into my house for a party because I didn't know who they were. The kid wouldn't get off my lawn so I shoved him againist my house and said leave. His friend pulled a strap to my head. I ducked and ran inside, a gun shot went off and the kid blew his hand off in my front yard. He thought the saftey was on when it was not.

Yeah, wow, war is great. Fighting is the last option for a fucking idiot IMHO.

[samson simpson]

like what James Bond does!

wich one?

[Atomic]

like what James Bond does!

wich one?

only the best
[youtube=425,350]3HLx5u9kaWw[/youtube]

[13hourstoparadise]

I'll make love to you right now if you tell me you'll never die.

lol.  made me actually laugh out loud.

[13hourstoparadise]

Oh my god that video was funny... Brillant, I really enjoied that!

[Variable]

Love can also be war.

I'm 25, why do you ask?

because your over simplification of life is like that of a 15 year old.

and just a side not, I have experienced both love and war.  I prefer war

That's depressing.

Not really.  And I think the ridiculous amount of EMO bands out there is proof that love is depressing.

and just a side not, I have experienced both love and war.  I prefer war

Fucked up bro! 

To each there own... I've been held hostage in my own house for 6 hours, I was pistol whipped and beaten with a golf club... My roommates and I had to pick which one of us needed to die according to the two masked men. Shaking, I raised my hand, he told me turn around and get on my knees, he put the gun to my head. His buddy hit me with the club, then they left finally. When we went to the cops they arrested me for a warrent and raided our house for drugs. So fuck military, fuck cops, and even though I like you Trey. I don't think we could ever mesh well... Don't take it the wrong why, I just have a much differenent outlook on life... A more postive, less violent, less bitter outlook. I've been through more than you'll ever know.

Maybe I should add I've had friends murdered, one girl had her throat slit by her boyfriend. I was in the car before it happened. She was alive for around six hours bleeding to death in the woods of the Seattle area.

I once had a gun held to my head for not letting some dumb fuckers into my house for a party because I didn't know who they were. The kid wouldn't get off my lawn so I shoved him againist my house and said leave. His friend pulled a strap to my head. I ducked and ran inside, a gun shot went off and the kid blew his hand off in my front yard. He thought the saftey was on when it was not.

Yeah, wow, war is great. Fighting is the last option for a fucking idiot IMHO.

k, a couple things from all that.

It sounds like there were more of you than masked men holding you hostage.  If you thought you were going to die anyways,  maybe you should have grabbed you balls and tried to fight them insead of laying down like a coward.

You cant be mad at cops for arresting you when you had a warrant for your arrest.  Thats what happens when you break the law, common sense. 

and believe me, the guys I AM fighting here, would hurt you a whole lot more if they had the chance.  I know you find it hard to believe that americas borders could in infiltrated (911) but they can.  And a lot of these guys would LOVE to hurt you very, very badly.  So fuck off with fuck the military.  We are fighting over here so that you dont have to over there.

You brought up that a girl was murdered by her boy friend......sooo love made him go crazy and kill her?  also if she was alive for 6 hours then maybe she should have spent a little time of her life off the couch or away from the mall and learned some survival skills.  I promise you that I could treat myself for an injury that didnt kill me for 6 hours.  Promise.  And if I just happen to stumble upon a victom like that, I know exactly how to save their life, thanks to the military.

An idiot in your front yard pulling a gun on you is not the same as war or combat.  But one thing is true of both situations.  If you hold a defensive posture.  Most people will not attack you.  If those guys thought you were tougher than they were, they probably would have just left.  So while I blame their stupidity, I also blame you for being a pussy.

and saying something like "I have been through more than you'll ever know" is just stupid.  Especially when you say it to someone in a combat zone.  I dont whine and cry about every thing that has happened in my life because it is stupid to do that.  You just sound like a little bitch.  You lived, get over it.  I am 99% sure I have been shot at more times, and seen more death that you.  So think before you speak next time. 

But at the end of the day I have multiple friends like you.  I dont mind that people think differently that I do.  People always will.  Sice you quoted team america earlier I will too (to a point)  "In this world there are three kinds of people, dicks, pussies, and assholes."  You my friend, are a pussy.  And you may get a little fired up by some shit that I say because I am a dick and dicks fuck pussies.  But in the end, I love me some pussy.  So its all good.  Plus as Trey Parker and Matt Stone so eloquently put it, dicks also fuck ass holes.  And the guys who held a gun on you, murdered your friend, and shot at you,  Are ass holes.  Think about it.

[claudio]

To each there own... I've been held hostage in my own house for 6 hours, I was pistol whipped and beaten with a golf club... My roommates and I had to pick which one of us needed to die according to the two masked men. Shaking, I raised my hand, he told me turn around and get on my knees, he put the gun to my head. His buddy hit me with the club, then they left finally. When we went to the cops they arrested me for a warrent and raided our house for drugs. So fuck military, fuck cops, and even though I like you Trey. I don't think we could ever mesh well... Don't take it the wrong why, I just have a much differenent outlook on life... A more postive, less violent, less bitter outlook. I've been through more than you'll ever know.
Maybe I should add I've had friends murdered, one girl had her throat slit by her boyfriend. I was in the car before it happened. She was alive for around six hours bleeding to death in the woods of the Seattle area.
I once had a gun held to my head for not letting some dumb fuckers into my house for a party because I didn't know who they were. The kid wouldn't get off my lawn so I shoved him againist my house and said leave. His friend pulled a strap to my head. I ducked and ran inside, a gun shot went off and the kid blew his hand off in my front yard. He thought the saftey was on when it was not.

Yeah, wow, war is great. Fighting is the last option for a fucking idiot IMHO.

Shit dude. Im never gonna hang out with you. You're bad luck!

[Variable]

or hes just a pussy

[13hourstoparadise]

Trey, I'm calling you Dwight Shrute from now on... Hahaha, you're exactly like the charater... hahaha, no offense...

[Variable]

lol, thats pretty funny.  But I think a bit inaccurate.  I love his character though.

only problem is that dwight, is a loser.  And even though this would be something that dwight would say.....I am not a loser.  Thus the fallacy. 

[Shaye]

Not really.  And I think the ridiculous amount of EMO bands out there is proof that love is depressing

Ok, I see your point and I raise you...   

Emo bands are just a bunch of people who make anything sound depressing because they're depressed about everything and can't deal with what gets thrown at them on a daily basis. So they write songs about it, which probably makes them feel better for a short time and in turn depresses everyone who listens to it. They make love sound depressing because one of two things happen to them when they get into a relationship:

1.) They meet up with a nice girl who's not at all depressed and at first glance reads their "Emo-ness" as sensitivity and caring. After a while they girl can't deal with being around a depressed little bitch who brings her mood down constantly and decides to move on...the result, is another album full of pain and torture.

OR

2.) The emo boy meets an equally emo girl (i'm just assumng he's straight for these theories) and at first eveything is all sunshine and rainbows (partly cloudy though, obviously) and eventually it falls apart because both just can't stand to be less emo than the other. It turns into a conflict of who's more depressed and it all falls apart...the result...another album about how terrible and depressing life and love can be.

The only reason there's a ridiculous amount of these bands is because some fat-ass in a tie sitting on the 36th floor of a record company building realized there's money to be made from depressing, whiny emo music. I'm sure all the suit had to do was look up the statistics on prozac prescriptions and ropes to figure it out.

Ugh. If they'd just loosen up their pants and stop combing their hair in front  of their eyes and seek some professional help, life wouldn't be so bad. Everything is what you make of it. That is why I prefer love. 

[13hourstoparadise]

[mrs_swa]

ROAD TRIP!!!!  I'll bring the Valium lol

[Variable]

Not really.  And I think the ridiculous amount of EMO bands out there is proof that love is depressing

Ugh. If they'd just loosen up their pants and stop combing their hair in front  of their eyes and seek some professional help, life wouldn't be so bad. Everything is what you make of it. That is why I prefer love. 

nice

I dont like EMO bands or anything.  It was just a joke.  But very nice rebuttal.

But love is not always so nice and happy.  A lot of people get hurt by love.  And a lot of people die from love.  Just like war.  Even in war you have love.  Love for a country, love for your team, love for your family at home, love of fighting, love of helping people, love of all kinds of things. 

only thing is that if I find a girl that I "love" that sets me up to get hurt pretty bad if I just give into it.  How do you ever know if someone truly loves you?  Plenty of people can say they know.  BUt then they get cheated on and left and all kinds of shit.  Im not trying to be all gloom and doom here.  But to bring this back on topic.  If I had been choking around the girl I "loved" and she suddenly realized that if I die she gets my life insurance money (which is not too shabby).  I dont know what would be worse, death, or watching her let me die for money.  Or even if she did help, but I saw the look of hesitation in her eyes.....hmmmmm.  Its possible.  I know this whole post was emo, but whatever.  I just take love too seriously to want to deal with it right now.

[13hourstoparadise]

You brought up that a girl was murdered by her boy friend......sooo love made him go crazy and kill her?  also if she was alive for 6 hours then maybe she should have spent a little time of her life off the couch or away from the mall and learned some survival skills.

I could sit here and waste my time trying to explain, but I really don't care about anything you say, also, I'm pretty sure you feel the same.

Let's just agree that we both disagree. I had to wait until today to response because I was so pissed off by the shit you said. With that said, I angered you with saying fuck the military. So, FUCK THE FUCKING military. Go on, keep talking shit about my dead "lazy" friend who had her throat slit and arms broken... I can't change your mind, you will never change mine.

I understand where you come from, but I don't like you. I still respect you, but I don't want to talk to you anymore. Later, don't get killed, be safe, and don't choke on your own grub...

[Hidalgo]

yea, choking on food just aint the way to go. fucking up eating so bad you die from it just aint cool