Comical Ways To End The World [Is Sarah Conner A Lady?]

[Variable]

a bull is a male cow......and either way.  Your bull shit was what comes out of your mouth not a cows ass

[goldpony]

are you omish or amish

[muchojackdaniels]

HELLA FUNNY POST.

[Variable]

are you omish or amish

to my knowledge they are the exact same thing

HELLA

ah shit, nor cal in the house.  Haven't heard that word for a while

and no, it was not that funny

[wither-I]

Dear Mr. Variable

The odds of seeing a bull take a shit is slim to none, there's not many people that own bulls and bulls have a habit of charging so if one was to come in contact with a bull they'd be too busy runnin' from it to notice if it's shittin' or not. Now omish people own horses to pull their wagons, plows and other contraptions they can't be fucked pullin' on their own, with all that pullin' those horses must get pretty shitty, and omish don't own bulls. (Trust me, i'm omish) So to us omish the only shit we see is that of a horse. We addapted to this lack of bull shit with horse shit, so our horse shit is your bull shit.

Conclusion: I Speak Horse Shit!

Think of what you say before you say it next time Mr. Variable...

this is probly the worst, most obscure comeback i have ever read on this board.
I have seen hudreds of bulls in my lifetime. without bulls you cant have cows. my friend actually has 9 bulls which i see weekly and they are not that extremely agressive.

[Atomic]

Obviously at the time of that post there was a shortage of the bull population, having now repopulated it you could say i was wrong but at the time i was correct beyond belief.

[Variable]

Dear Mr. Variable

The odds of seeing a bull take a shit is slim to none, there's not many people that own bulls and bulls have a habit of charging so if one was to come in contact with a bull they'd be too busy runnin' from it to notice if it's shittin' or not. Now omish people own horses to pull their wagons, plows and other contraptions they can't be fucked pullin' on their own, with all that pullin' those horses must get pretty shitty, and omish don't own bulls. (Trust me, i'm omish) So to us omish the only shit we see is that of a horse. We addapted to this lack of bull shit with horse shit, so our horse shit is your bull shit.

Conclusion: I Speak Horse Shit!

Think of what you say before you say it next time Mr. Variable...

this is probly the worst, most obscure comeback i have ever read on this board.
I have seen hudreds of bulls in my lifetime. without bulls you cant have cows. my friend actually has 9 bulls which i see weekly and they are not that extremely agressive.

Im glad someone else is following

[Atomic]

keep talking and i'll put a spell on you with my omish magic

[13hourstoparadise]

If everyone person and animal, esp. cows farted at the same time it's possible the earth could emplode.

[Variable]

omish magic

Jesus?

[Atomic]

If everyone person and animal, esp. cows farted at the same time it's possible the earth could emplode.

interesting...we just need alot of beans

omish magic

Jesus?

its pronounced Jebus

[Variable]

only if you are homer

[Atomic]

...sexual

[Variable]

^^^^^^^^ the way atomic feels when he looks at nude pics of MR T.

[Atomic]

Mr. T. has ugly hair, Schwarzenegger is way hotter

[Variable]

Schwarzenegger in what decade?

[Atomic]

1985

[Variable]

hawt

[Atomic]

That's What I'm Talkin' About!

[Variable]

maybe arnold will get really mad when they wont let him run for President and he will end the world