Proper introduction

[occipudding]

ive posted a couple poems in the art section in the past couple days and people seem to dig it so i figured id introduce myself.  my name is joshua.  im from new yawk city!  love the deftones.  fav band = smashing pumpkins.  im 22.  i play guitar.  im an emt-b student.  taking my final on the 4th, practicals on the 11th, and going for my state on the 17th.  shitting bricks.  then im taking a&p in 6 weeks starting the 3rd so im REALLY shitting bricks!  well, ill bet 10 bucks nobody really gives a shit about all that.  anyways, i saw a cva (a stroke in simple terms) about 2 weeks ago on my ride along.  it was cool.  i can't wait for my first trauma.  used to be all fuck the system when i was younger.  was a vegetarian for 5 years.  now i eat meat.  meat is delicious.  i am good person.  now.  my questions for all of you.

1. do you believe that it is bad luck to buy a dutch before procuring any marijuana?
2. who else loves checkers (fast food francaise---buena vista!)
3. if you have fifty-five cents and one of your coins is not a quarter, what is the rate x velocity of a woodchuck who could chuck wood as he has a seizure on a rock due to the chemicals the humans put in the water (which was later purified into poland spring bottles) to kill him and his woodchuck army?
4. is god real?
5. if it was proven that it is, would you care?
6. what is the name of your hometown?
7. do you still live there?
7a. if yes, why?
8. do you like the smashing pumpkins?
8a. if yes, are they better or worse than the deftones?
9. when you meet someone of the opposite sex, do you assess within 10 minutes whether you can control them easily?
9a. if yes, if you can, do you go for it?
10. boxers or fashioned skin from michael jordan's back?

answer one or all.  or none.  ill answer one first.  i choose you question one!

1. undecided

[theis]

hey joshua, welcome to the board.

1. do you believe that it is bad luck to buy a dutch before procuring any marijuana?
how is it possible to buy a dutch?

2. who else loves checkers (fast food francaise---buena vista!)
never heard about it.

3. if you have fifty-five cents and one of your coins is not a quarter, what is the rate x velocity of a woodchuck who could chuck wood as he has a seizure on a rock due to the chemicals the humans put in the water (which was later purified into poland spring bottles) to kill him and his woodchuck army?
Uhm...

4. is god real?
who knows?

5. if it was proven that it is, would you care?
yes

6. what is the name of your hometown?
dragoer

7. do you still live there?
yes

7a. if yes, why?
don't have enough money to move out yet.

8. do you like the smashing pumpkins?
they're alright.

8a. if yes, are they better or worse than the deftones?
deftones > the smashing pumpkins

9. when you meet someone of the opposite sex, do you assess within 10 minutes whether you can control them easily?
uhh, no.

9a. if yes, if you can, do you go for it?
see above.

10. boxers or fashioned skin from michael jordan's back?
what?

[Atomic]

hey board, welcome to the joshua

1. do you believe that it is bad luck to buy a dutch before procuring any marijuana?
...maybe

2. who else loves checkers (fast food francaise---buena vista!)
i like chess better

3. if you have fifty-five cents and one of your coins is not a quarter, what is the rate x velocity of a woodchuck who could chuck wood as he has a seizure on a rock due to the chemicals the humans put in the water (which was later purified into poland spring bottles) to kill him and his woodchuck army?
7

4. is god real?
hope not

5. if it was proven that it is, would you care?
HAIL SATAN!

6. what is the name of your hometown?
i cant remember

7. do you still live there?
nup

7a. if yes, why?
coz i sed no, thats why

8. do you like the smashing pumpkins?
never heard em, i'v heard OF them

8a. if yes, are they better or worse than the deftones?
at least i'v heard deftones [oh damn, i got deja vu just then]

9. when you meet someone of the opposite sex, do you assess within 10 minutes whether you can control them easily?
if i answer i might explode

9a. if yes, if you can, do you go for it?
BOOM!!

10. boxers or fashioned skin from michael jordan's back?
both disgust me, not that i know wot they are

[occipudding]

1. do you believe that it is bad luck to buy a dutch before procuring any marijuana?
how is it possible to buy a dutch?

[goldpony]

1. do you believe that it is bad luck to buy a dutch before procuring any marijuana? no, this is like saying you shouldnt buy a bowl unless you have an unlimited supply, bsides phillies pwn dutch, so do white owls

2. who else loves checkers (fast food francaise---buena vista!) we call it rallys here, seasoned fries mmmmmmmm

3. if you have fifty-five cents and one of your coins is not a quarter, what is the rate x velocity of a woodchuck who could chuck wood as he has a seizure on a rock due to the chemicals the humans put in the water (which was later purified into poland spring bottles) to kill him and his woodchuck army? 36

4. is god real? yes

5. if it was proven that it is, would you care? yes

6. what is the name of your hometown? columbass

7. do you still live there? yes

7a. if yes, why? because

8. do you like the smashing pumpkins? yes

8a. if yes, are they better or worse than the deftones? deftones pwn many bands including this one

9. when you meet someone of the opposite sex, do you assess within 10 minutes whether you can control them easily? no

9a. if yes, if you can, do you go for it? i always go for it

10. boxers or fashioned skin from michael jordan's back? i prefer his nose

[Zevaka]

too much questions...












that's good
welcome

[cyppe101]

Welcome to the board

[White Pwny]

Hi Joshua.  Welcome to the insanity.


1. do you believe that it is bad luck to buy a dutch before procuring any marijuana?  Nope..  Why would it be?

2. who else loves checkers (fast food francaise---buena vista!)  We don't have them here in the great state of Illinois!

3. if you have fifty-five cents and one of your coins is not a quarter, what is the rate x velocity of a woodchuck who could chuck wood as he has a seizure on a rock due to the chemicals the humans put in the water (which was later purified into poland spring bottles) to kill him and his woodchuck army? Id say.  Who gives a fuck?

4. is god real?  I'd hope so..   otherwise there are gonna be alot of pissed off Catholics.

5. if it was proven that it is, would you care? Sure.

6. what is the name of your hometown?  Streator

7. do you still live there? Yep

7a. if yes, why?  It's like a black hole.. once yer here.. you can't leave.

8. do you like the smashing pumpkins? Yes sir.

8a. if yes, are they better or worse than the deftones? No one is better than Deftones.  No one.

9. when you meet someone of the opposite sex, do you assess within 10 minutes whether you can control them easily?  if by control you mean fuck.. yes.   hahaha.. jk. 
9a. if yes, if you can, do you go for it?   

10. boxers or fashioned skin from michael jordan's back?  Boxers FTW!

[goldpony]

btw, youre like the millionth josh on the board. i took the title of josh 1 since im the oldest, just dont tell dead whale fucker, i told him we could share

[occipudding]

btw, youre like the millionth josh on the board. i took the title of josh 1 since im the oldest, just dont tell dead whale fucker, i told him we could share

did you know you're named after a guy who circumsized 40,000 dudes in the desert?

[goldpony]

yes, i am aware of that. if only i could hold 40000 cocks in my hand...

[occipudding]

yes, i am aware of that. if only i could hold 40000 cocks in my hand...

at the same time?

[White Pwny]

yes, i am aware of that. if only i could hold 40000 cocks in my hand...

I can teach you, young Padawan....

[deftonekid]

No one is better than Deftones.  No one.

btw, youre like the millionth josh on the board. i took the title of josh 1 since im the oldest, just dont tell dead whale fucker, i told him we could share

lmfao


welcome home Josh #666

[goldpony]

yes, i am aware of that. if only i could hold 40000 cocks in my hand...

at the same time?

yes

yes, i am aware of that. if only i could hold 40000 cocks in my hand...

I can teach you, young Padawan....

oh la la

[White Pwny]

 

[cyppe101]

[Shaye]

Welcome fellow New Yorker.   

[occipudding]

Welcome fellow New Yorker.   

cool.  where you at.  im in qb.

[Shaye]

I'm in the burbs...Rockland County...city people consider it "upstate NY" but It's only like a 1/2 hour away.