sharinglungs:the movie

[TheWatcher]

LMAO

peter north

[TheWatcher]

hey gold how come your not in the film?

[bebo]

he is.

[Moz]

ehhh you don't have to say sorry for forgetting me, hell I'm a past legend not a present one.

I love this thread though. Its the best thing since the first onedollar vote. thumbs up.

wait are you a girl?

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[goldpony]

ehhh you don't have to say sorry for forgetting me, hell I'm a past legend not a present one.

I love this thread though. Its the best thing since the first onedollar vote. thumbs up.

wait are you a girl?

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hahahaahahahaha, watch the movie again. i added ya in the new ending

[Moz]

haha

its funny cuz its true

[Zevaka]

HAHA
very woman'ish girl, i must say

[emotivelotion]

lawl

[Deftones-argentina]

This idea is solid gold man, this is what SL needed

[mrs_swa]

please please please add more characters!!!!

[Zevaka]

no, let's do sequel.

[goldpony]

need more pics for a sequel (hint hint)

[Jacob]

well, I did get a haircut and a job...

[Juicy Fruit]

Haha I only just noticed this thread, awesome. I'm sure this board is one of the best around.

[Variable]

our board reeks of sexiness

mainly because of me

[Deftones-argentina]

Myself, count me for the next.

[Variable]

we need a fucking plot peoples

[Variable]

dont worry kids, since no one else seems intrested in putting these characters all together in a story line I will.

[Variable]

Ok, here is my first attempt at a plot.  If you guys like it I will keep adding chapters.  If not, fuck off.  I quit.

Chapter 1.
Natalie Portman (gets fucked in the ass by a stud)

It was a cold afternoon in December 2007 as the young actress stared out her bedroom window across the city of Chicago and out into lake Michigan from the 5,381 floor of the newly built Fuck you sears, couldn't even hold down the biggest building in the world, hotel tower. Natalie stood there with tears in her eyes. Not tears for a dead family member or because she recently had a failed attempt in the porn industry due to radical Christian and Islamic fundamentalist finally working together on a common goal. No miss portman had tears of vengeance and anger in her eyes. Tears of excitement because she knew what events would unfold in the windy city in the hours to come.
  At that moment a cold breeze came into the room awakening Natalie from her daydream. She knew instantly what it was. Her boy friend of 5 months and new fiance had made one of his trademark entrances. Natalie spun around in excitement to see variable standing there in full dress of the dark night, batman. Her knees got weak as she saw the blood of vengeance drip off of his erect nipples and she actually had to sit down when he took off his mask and she realized the he was in fact hotter than any other batman including Val. Natalie had recently realized that she has a real weak spot for vigilantes who wear black and have secret identities after filming V for Vendetta. However she traded in the blade thrower for another black rubber stud who had at least part of his face exposed because, well she loved to shove the tong of her lover deep down inside of her and sometimes could not wait long enough for a mask removal. Variable and Natilie were engaging in an afternoon indulgence of sodomy when suddenly Variable stopped and started to look around the room with suspicion. " what is it?" asked natalie. "I dont know, something is wrong. Almost like we are being watched." responded variable. They both looked around the room only to decide that it was more important to return to their previous endeavor rather then search the room for any intruders. moments later Natalie told Variable that she had some errands to run and that she would be back to pick him up for the show in a couple of hours. Once the actress had cleaned off all the bodily fluids from her body she kissed the dark night good bye and went on her way.
  After Natalie left Variable ventured to his computer and logged onto SL. Recently the Deftones had announced that they were putting on an invitation only concert in chicago. They decided to reward a few of their loyal fans by going to their online communities and picking some of the members as guest for the show. So the chosen members of SL decided it would be fun to meet in chicago and go to the show together. Variable just wanted to log on and make sure none of the plans had changed. Once the he had confirmation of the plans he changed out of the bat suit (leaving the nipples on underneath a fleece for emergency protection) and went down to the hotel lobby for a few drinks before the show.

Chapter 2
Bloody Cape(Tyler Durden is a peeping tom)

  Moments later in the high rise hotel of Variable and Natalie Portman, Alvarez rolls out from under the hotel bed. He quickly checks the pent house to make sure everyone had gone, then raced over to the bat suit tossed in the corner of the room. He quickly inspected the suit for any signs of foul play. Alvarez was frustrated not to find what he was looking for. He was about to leave the room when he remembered that Variables cape had been removed in the bathroom. He crept across the marble floor until he reached the bathtub to find exactly what he was looking for. A grin came over his face as he realized that the cape was soaking in the bathtub to remove the blood of one of his Fight Club members who had been slain by the dark night only hours earlier. At that moment Alvarez was startled to realize that the near by shower was on, and it sounded like someone was inside. he crept over to the crystal glass and quickly opened the door so not to loose the element of surprise of any adversaries he may find. A high pitch scream rang through the entire hotel room as alvarez realized he had literally scarred the shit out of his long time SL board friend Emma.
  Emma was confused as to why Alvarez was in the hotel room and even more confused as to why he would intrude on her shower as he had. However Emma was even more embarrassed that she had defecated all over the hotel shower in front of the strikingly good looking man. Emma started shouting profanities in German at Alvarez only to be silenced with a gentle kiss. Emma quickly pulled back and asked " what the fuck are you doing?" to which Alvarez responded "Look I cant tell you why I am here just yet, but I can tell I really upset you and i want you to know that there is nothing to be embarrassed about." "YOU MADE ME SHIT MYSELF ALVAREZ, WE ARE BOTH STANDING IN MY SHIT." screamed Emma. "yeah but.....thats kind of hot." said alvarez. "You have got to be shitting me." replied emma only to giggle and add " no pun intended " Emma was a little taken back that she had found someone who also had an appreciation for German Schiester porn. So the two threw caution to the wind and began to make sweet love amongst the feces.
  About an hour later Alvarez removed his yellow dish cleaning gloves and informed Emma that Variable or natalie could not know he was here and he had to leave before either of them returned. So reluctantly emma kissed her new found lover good by and watched as he crept out the hotel door. Emma then went on to take another shower and clean up the hotel bathroom so that she would not have to explain herself when her friends returned. when she was finished she threw on a white bathrobe and laid out on the couch to turn on the tv then exclaim "what the fuck was that?"

Chapter 3?

[Zevaka]

fortunately this story will never be approved by editor (me)
you're talentless author