people you know on reality tv

Variable · Jan 12, 2008, 05:15 AM

Quote from: Shaye on Jan 12, 2008, 05:00 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jan 12, 2008, 04:57 AM
well I have freakish good looks, freakish smarts, and freakish karizma. I can go to the gym for the rest

LMAO...well then you've already got an advantage as far as not getting caught. Smart, good looking, charismatic people are always the last to be suspected.

exactly. This is why pinokio was able to kill mobey dick without anyone suspecting a thing......wooden boy my ass.

blondie · Jan 12, 2008, 05:17 AM

wooden boy, your ass?

Variable · Jan 12, 2008, 05:18 AM

its a LONG story

blondie · Jan 12, 2008, 05:20 AM

i wonder where moby DICK FITS into the story.

Variable · Jan 12, 2008, 05:23 AM

Well Moby Dick was a TIGHT fit, almost couldnt make it work. But then pinokio entered him ORALLY and everyone was happy.

blondie · Jan 12, 2008, 05:27 AM

well, everyone was happy when pinocchio PULLED OUT of the big fish. then DICK was too exhausted to keep going.

White Pwny · Jan 12, 2008, 05:48 AM

The only funnier thing in this convo.... is the spelling in this convo. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!ONE11111!!!

samson simpson · Jan 12, 2008, 06:06 AM

Quote from: White Pwny on Jan 12, 2008, 05:48 AM
The only funnier thing in this convo.... is the spelling in this convo. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!ONE11111!!!

I BETTTTTTT!!!!!!!!1111111

Variable · Jan 12, 2008, 08:10 AM

Quote from: blondie on Jan 12, 2008, 05:27 AM
well, everyone was happy when pinocchio PULLED OUT of the big fish. then DICK was too exhausted to keep going.

Right right and it was a happy ending when Japeto ( yeah sinner I dont know how to spell their fucking names) finally made pinocchio's WOOD go away and it turned to SOFT flesh.

Shaye · Jan 12, 2008, 09:14 AM

My God, I love what this thread has become!

Reality TV....Murder....Moby Dick and his tight fit. I'm so happy I came home drunk to see this.

Atomic · Jan 12, 2008, 10:47 AM

Quote from: samson simpson on Jan 12, 2008, 05:02 AM

BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

nasty nasty *shakes hed in disgust*

Variable · Jan 12, 2008, 03:32 PM

Quote from: Shaye on Jan 12, 2008, 09:14 AM
My God, I love what this thread has become!

Reality TV....Murder....Moby Dick and his tight fit. I'm so happy I came home drunk to see this.

psh this is a serious topic about strategy and american literature. Dont be so immature......

what were you drinking?

Shaye · Jan 12, 2008, 04:00 PM

Quote from: Variable on Jan 12, 2008, 03:32 PM
Quote from: Shaye on Jan 12, 2008, 09:14 AM
My God, I love what this thread has become!

Reality TV....Murder....Moby Dick and his tight fit. I'm so happy I came home drunk to see this.
psh this is a serious topic about strategy and american literature. Dont be so immature......

what were you drinking?

Patron and Heineken Light.

goldpony · Jan 12, 2008, 11:09 PM

tequilla makes you silly

getting back to the murder plan, you could use pinocchios WOOD and beat people with it. or make some delicious coconut soup and poison everyones bowl but yours. better yet, while they sleep, cover them with honey and let killer ants eat them. it woul;d be the perfect crime

the fuzz "trey, how come all the contestants but you got eaten by ants?"
trey "i dont know. i was sleeping in a tree and they were on the ground."
the fuzz "ok"
survivor host "as the last living contestant, you win!"

Variable · Jan 13, 2008, 12:35 PM

Quote from: Shaye on Jan 12, 2008, 04:00 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jan 12, 2008, 03:32 PM
Quote from: Shaye on Jan 12, 2008, 09:14 AM
My God, I love what this thread has become!

Reality TV....Murder....Moby Dick and his tight fit. I'm so happy I came home drunk to see this.
psh this is a serious topic about strategy and american literature. Dont be so immature......

what were you drinking?

Patron and Heineken Light.

I was told to never trust girls that drink beer out of green bottles, by a girl who was drinking a heineken, that later fucked me......Im not sure what she was getting at

Quote from: goldpony on Jan 12, 2008, 11:09 PM
tequilla makes you silly

getting back to the murder plan, you could use pinocchios WOOD and beat people with it. or make some delicious coconut soup and poison everyones bowl but yours. better yet, while they sleep, cover them with honey and let killer ants eat them. it woul;d be the perfect crime

the fuzz "trey, how come all the contestants but you got eaten by ants?"
trey "i dont know. i was sleeping in a tree and they were on the ground."
the fuzz "ok"
survivor host "as the last living contestant, you win!"

Im sure questions would come as to where the poison came from or where the honey come from.

goldpony · Jan 14, 2008, 09:57 PM

why would they ask about the honey? it would all have been eaten by the ants

White Pwny · Jan 15, 2008, 12:53 AM

Quote from: goldpony on Jan 14, 2008, 09:57 PM
why would they ask about the honey? it would all have been eaten by the ants

Doh. I am glad we have you here, Ponyboy. Your knowledge is great. =o)

goldpony · Jan 15, 2008, 01:02 AM

they dont call me captain obvious for nothing

White Pwny · Jan 15, 2008, 01:04 AM

Quote from: goldpony on Jan 15, 2008, 01:02 AM
they dont call me captain obvious for nothing

Variable · Jan 15, 2008, 03:57 AM

Quote from: goldpony on Jan 14, 2008, 09:57 PM
why would they ask about the honey? it would all have been eaten by the ants

yeah I thought about this. But the chances of the honey not getting on anything left behind or maybe some branches or brush getting stuck on the body that the ants dont get to. It just doesn't look good for me. Plus, what if the ants cant finish the meal? I mean thats a lot of fucking ants. Why can't I just induce heart attacks and diabetic schock on people?