Do you want some coffee/tea?

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Tea, chamomile motha' fucka'.

[pissedandpierced]

Please may I have a white coffee with 1 and a half sugars.

[yoda on mars]

*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

open your drives. everything is there, except my mom...

[Variable]

thats the second time you called me a noob 

if your delivering moms, yes please

You're, noob

[yoda on mars]

thats the second time you called me a noob 

if your delivering moms, yes please

You're, noob

haha

[goldpony]

thats the second time you called me a noob 

if your delivering moms, yes please

You're, noob

haha

just for you yoda

[mrs_swa]

i would like to place my order please....

i want fresh blueberry pancakes w/ syrup and butter, 2 eggs over-medium , and some toast.   Oh, also, the Poland daily paper, translated, thanks!! 

[goldpony]

ill take the noob latte with a noob muffin

[yoda on mars]

i would like to place my order please....

i want fresh blueberry pancakes w/ syrup and butter, 2 eggs over-medium , and some toast.   Oh, also, the Poland daily paper, translated, thanks!! 

nice order.

[goldpony]

you're the man yoda!!!!!!!!!!

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

I keep confusing Yoda with Cyn.

[mrs_swa]

yoda, you are incredible!!  it was soooo good. yumm-O 

[Jacob]

a beer, please

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Margarita, please.

[goldpony]

a marley joint please

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Eight shots of tequila please. I want to beat my old record.

I wouldn't consider drinking half a bottle quite the same as doing more than seven shots.

In fact, I don't know how the hell I even managed to not die that night. Half a bottle is fucking ridiculous.

[goldpony]

please tell me you are talking about a liter or handle bottle. if its a fifth, you're a lightweight

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

I already know I'm a lightweight.

[goldpony]

if i ever find myself in a box of nerds i'll show u how its done

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Cool.

I think the problem was I hadn't eaten much that day and I drank half the fifth in like a half hour...and y'know, I weigh like a hundred pounds.