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[blixa]

what a knob! the number one thing i find guys usually lie about is receiving blow jobs. they're very good at misconstruing things also.

[chick de la lynch]

Maybe it helps them cope with the fact that they didn't get any?

[blixa]

well, lying about it won't help them get any either way.

[Variable]

trey, i'll trade you this:


for one of your army jackets or something. a fair trade i think hahaha

Mazzy my dear,
 You're beautiful and you can have whatever kind of genuine military uniform item you want.  Just look up U.S. Navy and Marine Corps uniform items, chances are that I have them, and let me know...........No Marine Corps Dress Blues though.  That shit is expensive.  

I do want my damn Mickey Mouse shirt in return though!

Aww come on Trey,go buy her one from the commissary. I wanna see you in that shirt.

I will take a pic in the shirt if she actually sends it to me.  But I think I might feel a little bad about accepting it from her...... wouldn't you?  Shes had it for a while.  

Or wait....commissaries are just for food aren't they?

Yes they are.  And your tax dollars pay for my cheap food.  

What you meant to say was "uniform shop" or "thrift store'

well well, happy birthday

Thank you Brother.  Hope all is well with you. I thought about you the other day.  I had to write a paper on progressive rock and thought you might be a good person to ask their opinion about the subject

Oh is it ?

Happy birthday then my friend !!

F U Frenchie!

JK man. Thanks, I appreciate it.  I actually had a wonderful birthday.  Went to D.C. and spent a week with my GF ( who lives in D.C. )

Hows life with you?  You still in Asia?  Trying to bring their height average up one,  one-night-stand at a time?

Happy belated birthday man.

Thank you.

But I don't know who you are?  and while I kind of already think you're cool, because you have a Hum album as your avatar, I still want to know who you are. 

i think trey went on a birthday bender.

I did actually, and its still going!  WOOOOOOT for April 2011!

Uh, the 2012 elections are right around the corner. do you really think I could leave you? 

^ That is so fucking adorable!

Oh, and happy belated birthday! I hope it was a good birthday bender, assuming you had a birthday bender. 

It twas.  And thank you.  I had one of the greatest birthdays anyone could ask for.  I would share it with you guys I didn't think that you would all perceive it as depressing. 

Trey will never go.

I wont actually, no matter how many times I'm banned

Hey friend.

Hello Kelly.  I miss talking to you ( because you're the shit ) but I am happy that I still managed to ruffle some feathers on your FB page when I threatened to BEAT THAT ASS!  Stay on high alert!

come back, you wanker.

Don't worry my love, ill never abandon you. 

come back, you wanker.

or you

[Variable]

I WANNA BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

and I had to save this post, for a reply, all on it's own.  This was ridiculously sweet and I officially want to ask you to be my e-girl friend.  we can do that right?  I can still eat e-pussy.  Don't believe me?  Lets chat on web-cam, then you'll be a believer. 

[Frequency_Chemist]

Happy belated birthday man.

Thank you.

But I don't know who you are?  and while I kind of already think you're cool, because you have a Hum album as your avatar, I still want to know who you are. 

Your welcome, I use to go by White_Diamond_Wrist, but I just recently changed my name. Anyways we talked a few months back and you seemed like a pretty down to earth guy. So I figured i'd wish you a happy b-day. Hum's one of my favorite bands so I had to go with the Downward Is Heavenward avatar lol.

[blixa]

I WANNA BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

and I had to save this post, for a reply, all on it's own.  This was ridiculously sweet and I officially want to ask you to be my e-girl friend.  we can do that right?  I can still eat e-pussy.  Don't believe me?  Lets chat on web-cam, then you'll be a believer. 

i accept. wow, i am e-taken.

i've had the minnie mouse shirt since i was 13-14 years old. a lot of nostalgia involved. maybe i can send it to you and you wear it for a while and you send it back. lame, but i can do that.

[Variable]

I WANNA BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

and I had to save this post, for a reply, all on it's own.  This was ridiculously sweet and I officially want to ask you to be my e-girl friend.  we can do that right?  I can still eat e-pussy.  Don't believe me?  Lets chat on web-cam, then you'll be a believer. 

i accept. wow, i am e-taken.

i've had the minnie mouse shirt since i was 13-14 years old. a lot of nostalgia involved. maybe i can send it to you and you wear it for a while and you send it back. lame, but i can do that.

oddly, thats exactly what I was thinking. 

damn, and I guess that means we are e-taken hu?  No more showing 15 year olds my penis on chatroulette

Happy belated birthday man.

Thank you.

But I don't know who you are?  and while I kind of already think you're cool, because you have a Hum album as your avatar, I still want to know who you are. 

Your welcome, I use to go by White_Diamond_Wrist, but I just recently changed my name. Anyways we talked a few months back and you seemed like a pretty down to earth guy. So I figured i'd wish you a happy b-day. Hum's one of my favorite bands so I had to go with the Downward Is Heavenward avatar lol.

Yes, I remember that name.  Just had to check.  But, in no way shape or form am I down to earth

[from_musings]

you seemed like a pretty down to earth guy

hahahahahaha !

[from_musings]

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhHHHAHHAHAHA

[Frequency_Chemist]

Regardless, your ok in my book.

[Variable]

lol, thanks bro. 

[devilinside]

Hello Kelly.  I miss talking to you ( because you're the shit ) but I am happy that I still managed to ruffle some feathers on your FB page when I threatened to BEAT THAT ASS!  Stay on high alert!

That made me laugh! Dude,I'm toning up,losing weight and getting really strong,but I'm still scared as shit to go into the sparring class. I don't mind hitting people,but I don't wanna get hit. And I went shooting my gun this weekend...did you ever see the girly 22 I bought?? HAHA!!

[devilinside]

I WANNA BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

and I had to save this post, for a reply, all on it's own.  This was ridiculously sweet and I officially want to ask you to be my e-girl friend.  we can do that right?  I can still eat e-pussy.  Don't believe me?  Lets chat on web-cam, then you'll be a believer. 

i accept. wow, i am e-taken.

aww......<3

[Variable]

Hello Kelly.  I miss talking to you ( because you're the shit ) but I am happy that I still managed to ruffle some feathers on your FB page when I threatened to BEAT THAT ASS!  Stay on high alert!

That made me laugh! Dude,I'm toning up,losing weight and getting really strong,but I'm still scared as shit to go into the sparring class. I don't mind hitting people,but I don't wanna get hit. And I went shooting my gun this weekend...did you ever see the girly 22 I bought?? HAHA!!

Hello Kelly.  I miss talking to you ( because you're the shit ) but I am happy that I still managed to ruffle some feathers on your FB page when I threatened to BEAT THAT ASS!  Stay on high alert!

That made me laugh! Dude,I'm toning up,losing weight and getting really strong,but I'm still scared as shit to go into the sparring class. I don't mind hitting people,but I don't wanna get hit. And I went shooting my gun this weekend...did you ever see the girly 22 I bought?? HAHA!!

I mean, as much as I hate to admit it, 22s actually fuck people up pretty bad. 

[devilinside]

I would hope. It's a pink and black Sig Sauer...it's a sexy gun.

[Variable]

look at the M-16/ M-4/ AR-15... almost ever other popular AR...... They are all 223 caliber or 5.56 caliber.  223 is just a fancy way of saying .22.  Its just a little longer.  So, what I'm getting at, is that the US military and NATO goes to war with 22s.  While it's a tiny little pussy bullet compared to the 7.62 of the M-14....... It does just so happen to kill a lot of people every day. 

[Variable]

I WANNA BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

and I had to save this post, for a reply, all on it's own.  This was ridiculously sweet and I officially want to ask you to be my e-girl friend.  we can do that right?  I can still eat e-pussy.  Don't believe me?  Lets chat on web-cam, then you'll be a believer. 

i accept. wow, i am e-taken.

i've had the minnie mouse shirt since i was 13-14 years old. a lot of nostalgia involved. maybe i can send it to you and you wear it for a while and you send it back. lame, but i can do that.

Hey girlfriend.  You haven't requested anything yet.  And I feel like after our 3rd day of being an official e-couple we should talk about having e-sex or something

[blixa]

i don't have e-sex after just three days! i'm a lady. we can pm scandalous photographs of ourselves to one another hahaha

[Variable]

Alright, I can't argue with that logic.