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[Variable]

Yeah, a lot of that going on where I am right now.  Or calling family members and telling them their loved one is a single, double, triple, or quadruple amputee.

[alvarezbassist17]

Yeesh, here's to fighting against imperialism stateside.  I mean fuck suicidal pacifism and those assholes who just hate on the military/troops, but seriously.

[Variable]

Hey everyone.  Just wanted to say bye.  I am very abruptly going to be headed out to get on a plane.  I might be around a couple more days, maybe not.  So just in case, it's been fun.  And Ill be back around in a few months.  Later. 

[alvarezbassist17]

Hey good luck out there brah, find lots of asses to kick!

[Variable]

Blah. I have been in this airport for 13 hours. Only 3 more to go.

Thanks though bro. One good thing about Afghanistan is that there is always someone to fight.  I'm actually more excited about getting ass (from a female) upon my return than I am the return to combat.  Although both are pretty cool.  Yay for one of the strangest years of my life.

[alvarezbassist17]

That's super duper weak.  But hey, gettin to go back to pussy is definitely a wonderful thing, although I'd rather have pussy be an incentive to do something other than go back to Afghanistan, personally haha.

you got the link though, yes?  good plane ride material if so.

[devilinside]

Be safe friend...we'll be here when you get back...hopefully.

[tarkil]

Good luck buddy, try to stay safe, and see you when you get back...

[White Pwny]

I just want you to know that I've messaged you via FB alot... posted to your wall.    I've been climbing the walls wanting to know if you were ok!   I even tried to add your sister...... but she don't know me and I didnt do an introduction.    I was kind of just worried.   I've missed you so much.... you really have no idea!     Fill me in on all that's been happening.   <2 you always!

[Variable]

Uh, you have my e-mail.  The one I always tell you to e-mail me at.  The one I can check every single day.  hollingsworth.gregory@afg.usmc.mil .  I was wondering when you were ever going to e-mail me.  I havn't checked facebook since I left Germany.  And even these army computers wont let me get on facebook. 

I wouldn't even know where to start to fill you in on everything.  I have been SUPER fucking busy.  Barley even had time to e-mail my mom and let her know I'm alive.  It's been pretty crazy. 

Things are well though.  I have been really productive, and all that other stuff is going well too.  So yeah.  E-mail me ass hole. 

[Variable]

I am announcing my official return to SL.  Everyone please calm down and try to compose yourself, I'm a mere mortal just like the rest of you, only better. Ah, it's good to have me back. 

[tarkil]

How are you navy man ?

Are your wrists OK from all the circle jerks you took part in ?

[Variable]

I can honestly say I got more pussy in Afghanistan than I did in the states, fyi

[tarkil]

I can honestly say I got more pussy in Afghanistan than I did in the states, fyi

Pics and stories or you're lying...

[Variable]

From the American service members.  Not from Afghan women, that would be BAD juju.  Is it really that hard to believe that American women would act like total whores while being surrounded by a bunch of buff men wearing camouflage and holding guns?  I mean, I made one of them my girl friend and we are still together so obviously I don't think shes a whore, but some of them, total whores. 

[Variable]

Cause in the U.S they all know the dirty bastard you are.

This is true.  Which is why I usually only attract women with daddy issues.  *shrugs* oh well. 

[alvarezbassist17]

Cause in the U.S they all know the dirty bastard you are.

This is true.  Which is why I usually only attract women with daddy issues.  *shrugs* oh well. 

Damn, you must be gettin laid constantly. I swear there's more of those than there aren't.

[blixa]

Is it really that hard to believe that American women would act like total whores while being surrounded by a bunch of buff men wearing camouflage and holding guns? 

that's only because they've been programed to find that attractive. my father is always saying that my sister and i should marry someone from the army because they're good men and they are disciplined. it's embedded in our psyche. i find anyone with a gun immediately repulsive.

also you don't have to call american women whores. that's very offensive.

[Variable]

*Sight* Mazzy, I apologize.  I did not think that I was calling ALL American women whores when I typed that.  That was not my intent.  I love my girl friend very much.  I would never degrade her or speak in a derogatory manner about her.  I was obviously being way too casual about a subject that is still very sensitive to some people who might not understand my intent.  I actually love and adore many many women in my day to day life.  I have a lot of respect for women and in no way do I wish for my post to be read with a misogynistic pretext.  As a huge supporter of and believer in the women's civil rights and social equality movements, I probably should have taken more care to ensure that post did not come off chauvinistic in any way shape or form.  I apologize for offending you.  
I only wanted to make a simple point, or personal observation.  My personal observation is that when I am in a testosterone driven environment, such as the one I described, the women that were around me tended to be more promiscuous than they usually do.  My choice of the word "whore" was not meant to be literal at all.  I was simply speaking colloquially to ensure that my other friends reading this would quickly recognize my point, as they are used to my intent.  
I do not wish to be perceived as a misogynist and I appreciate you bringing up this point to me so that I can correct future discrepancies in my tact.
I also apologize for repulsing you.  I work in a profession in which it is very prudent to carry a gun.  I HATE death more than anyone else you have probably ever met.  I do not wish for a single other human to die a violent death ever.  I never once looked into the chest cavity of a dead Marine while clenching my gun and though "Wow, I'm so glad I look so fucking sexy right now."  I also never fired my weapon at anyone in order to defend my life and said "Gee, this is awesome, so many girls are going to want to fuck me if I can get a pic of me sitting next to the father I just killed".  I tried to be a good person in the circumstances I found myself in.  But I found myself in circumstances where people wanted to kill me and a lot of other really good people that I know.  So I proceeded to carry a gun while I tried to save the lives of wounded Afghans and Americans.  I however had no intentions of repulsing you in the process.  

[blixa]

it's just that these women put their lives on the line for their country irregardless of what bullshit i think this war is (the war in iraq that is). i still think they're being noble and if they want to have sex to make the situation better or to relieve whatever they need to relieve then it is in no one's place to judge or call names because we can never know what they are feeling. i say that for both the men and women. seriously, have as much safe sex as you want. it's not a natural environment that you are in. i'm not judging you. to me, you're a hero, not a misogynist. i understand the difficulty of this whole mission. i believe intervention was necessary with a country like afghanistan. i understand that you may need to shoot people and some people may die. the reality of war. don't apologise for having to hold a gun and to use one. that is your job. i'm not dissing you, trey. i just don't like the word whore or slut. i think they are far too readily used to describe women who enjoy sex, which is not a crime. enjoying sex and having a lot of sex isn't reserved for men only.

i only got offended because my friend is currently in iraq and last time i spoke to her she was having sex with a few of her fellow soldiers because it helped her through the process. she has never been promiscious, but the need to be with someone at the end of her patrol and what not gets really bad. most of the time she just likes to lay next to a man because she realises that she's made it through the day and she's alive. i have no problem with her having casual sex. that is the last of my worries.