The Creatively Insult the Person Before You Thread

[alvarezbassist17]

Self explanatory.  The only requirements are creativity and silliness.  No limits on political correctness, extra points for conciseness, mega extra points for alliteration and rhyming.

Bring it on, you lily livered land lubbers!

[bright lights, big city]

yeah, well you performed cunnilingus on condoleeza rice.

[downtownpony]

Cock mungers

[sing blue silver]

semen slurping cock milker

[bright lights, big city]

you're a fan of red wings, and i'm not talking about the hockey team.

[downtownpony]

butt juicer

[alvarezbassist17]

You couldn't beat the Vikings at football.

[deftones86]

you have nitty gritty titties

[Deftones-argentina]

This ain't gonna work, SL people is very friendly nowadays. We have gotten so gay this should be called Sharing love.

[deftones86]

man this dude above me is a nut gobbleing cock juicer

[alvarezbassist17]

I'm French!  I'm so lame that the Canadians were willing to go to Canada to get away from me!