You know what the best form of masturbation is?

[Jacob]

I have no idea wtf that was, but that image is now forever burned into my memory. thanks, pal.

[No More Sugar]

I had a threesome once when I was high and that was the best thing ever.

Idk If i really like high sex...it's really hard to not think about how your girl totally doesn't look like Olivia Benson with long hair. I had a threesome once after drinking 2 fifths of jose cuervo with my girlfriend(now ex) and her best friend when I was 17. There was a crazy half hour interval for each of them, one jumped off then I jumped on the other like an assembly line. Both of them got head while I was fucking the other. I was pretty drunk, I thought I was Denzel Washington for a moment. Then I came inside her. However, eating pussy after smoking a blunt or two is like a 2 topping stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut...i love eating pussy...