The Human Shit Thread #2

[bright lights, big city]

haha, I'm gonna go with being high. Or maybe some weird perv. It was an odd bathroom experience, yet pretty funny/random when I think about it now.

[Variable]

I go to the casino in palm springs alot.  Its a nice city and all, but it has a very large homosexual community.  Which is cool and all.  But every time I go to pee, I always get at least one or two guys who are just standing by the bathroom or taking a piss and looking around trying to make eye contact and giving me the " wana go into a stall?" look.  I wonder if that ever actually works for them?

[bright lights, big city]

LoL, it must work, which is weird because it seems like the worst place to pick someone up. Ahh hell, I'd still be awestruck and try to get Angelina Jolie if I saw her walking out of a bathroom. Even if she had TP sticking to her shoe.

[goldpony]

remember the larry craig trial, apparently there are elaborate hand signals and other signs for bathroom sex. i guess even a wide stance is code LOL

[Variable]

Oh shit.  A wide stance is code?  I always do a wide stance to try and avoid the piss puddles that somehow always seem to form under a urinal.  Maybe thats why I get the looks.

P.S. I am literally shitting right now, thats the only reason I came into this topic.  It was one of those random bubble gut shits that came out of now where but was like " GO RIGHT NOW!" and yet still came out solid, just a little soft.  I feel better.

[bright lights, big city]

nice man those poops rock. and i totally know where you're coming from with them puddles in the stalls.

[Variable]

Nasty fuckers.  I have 4 holes in my penis and I manage to get it all in the bowl.