Singing in the shower

[Penicks]

variable you'd be surprised at how much women are intrigued by the smell of your shit, you should really try it

[pissedandpierced]

If I've ever had to curl one out when at someones friends/partner etc I always do it before having a shower cos by the time your clean and dried off the poo smell has gone. My boyfriend farted in front of me on the second date so I took that as it's ok for me to do it. If you gotta go, you gotta go!

[Variable]

I actually do that shower thing all the time. This really isn't a huge issue for me. I was just being stupid for the sake of it.

[downtownpony]

ahh yes, the three S's. Shit, shave, and shower. My morning ritual.

[Variable]

Thats actually a literal acronym in the military. Except we say shit, shower, and shave. Semantics.

[downtownpony]

Yeah I think that's where my older brother got it from. A cup of coffee gets the shit flowing.

[Variable]

They had another saying too. Pretty much saying to just wash your face, armpits, ass, and junk. But I can't remember it.

[Oldnewtype]

around these parts we all say "gotta go run some water over my nuts" instead of showering, in tribute to a friend who passed away. he used to always say that shit.