Proper introduction

[emotivelotion]

yes, i am aware of that. if only i could hold 40000 cocks in my hand...

at the same time?

yes

lawlz

welcome josh!

cheers.

[occipudding]

I'm in the burbs...Rockland County...city people consider it "upstate NY" but It's only like a 1/2 hour away.

did you know newark is closer to manhattan than staten island is?

[theshadeisatool]

Hello you, you worsmythe extraordianaire. Enjoy da board!

1. do you believe that it is bad luck to buy a dutch before procuring any marijuana?
Not when you know the people I know...

2. who else loves checkers (fast food francaise---buena vista!)
Eh?

3. if you have fifty-five cents and one of your coins is not a quarter, what is the rate x velocity of a woodchuck who could chuck wood as he has a seizure on a rock due to the chemicals the humans put in the water (which was later purified into poland spring bottles) to kill him and his woodchuck army?
Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Woodchuck, if you think old England's done...?

4. is god real?
15 years of atheism says nay.

5. if it was proven that it is, would you care?
I might be compelled to.

6. what is the name of your hometown?
Paulton

7. do you still live there?
No I was wrenched from there by my property-hungry parents.

7a. if yes, why?
n/a

8. do you like the smashing pumpkins?
A fair bit.

8a. if yes, are they better or worse than the deftones?
Chino doesn't look like a naked mole rat for a start cf. Billy Corgan. Deftones are far more wide in range than the Pumpkins, the better band.

9. when you meet someone of the opposite sex, do you assess within 10 minutes whether you can control them easily?
Yes

9a. if yes, if you can, do you go for it?
One girlfriend would kill me if I took that any further...

10. boxers or fashioned skin from michael jordan's back?
I'd try and other human's skin as long as it didn't chafe.