The caffeine appreciation thread.

[alvarezbassist17]

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have called you a fag right then.  Super uncalled for.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have called you a fag right then.  Super uncalled for.

STFU, faggot.

[Variable]

lol.  I was just trying to be helpful.  You asked so I figured you were too busy to look it up or something. 

[alvarezbassist17]

oh, we unemployed really aren't too busy for much haha, it mostly just sounded like a funny word, and I'm pretty much obligated by schoolyard law to tell you that you probably only like using that word better because it sounds like there's a cock in the middle of it.

[Variable]

lol, damn.  I think you're right.  I never thought about the subliminal homoerotic meaning behind why I would use that word to describe something I put in my mouth. 

[alvarezbassist17]

It's cool, man.  I didn't even realize how gay I was for liking lollipops until I saw one of those dick-shaped ones they sell for bachelorette parties.  So now I'm not down with the Dum Dums or Blowpops or nothin, ya heard?

[Variable]

I wont even drink out of straws.  I figured there is no way in hell to look manly while doing that.  Any kind of sucker candy falls in the same category.

While we are on the subject.  It is also against the man rules to order a drink with more than two syllables.  So a "frappuccino" is a no no.  Of course there are some bull shit technicalities there.  Where as a Late slips through the cracks and an Americano doesn't.  But you know, you just have to deal with it.  It is a rule after all.  I usually just stick with a "Red Eye" and call it good.

[alvarezbassist17]

Yeah I don't do straws either, unless i'm doing jello shots or coke lines off of a stripper.

And I usually just stick with "beer" or "happy hour" but that might explain the shortening of budweiser to "bud" and leinenkugel's to "leine's," etc.  Far more masculine.