what is the funniest thing that you have ever heard?

[fireflyry]

My best mate saying "Somethings wrong" after shitting his pants when drunk.

[alvarezbassist17]

ahahahahaha i do believe if i were there that would be the funniest thing for me too.

[Sleepymaggie]

*cringe* ^^

[bebo]

Post pic for proof

[Sleepymaggie]

kinky kelly?

[rock_n_frost]

who is kelly

[Variable]

kelly is teh shiz.  Thats all you need to know

[Variable]

just cuz I don't show it to you.. don't mean I don't show it enough.



BooYA!

ive seen it plenty sweetheart

does that make me special?

no

[downtownpony]

my mom thinks I am.

[13hourstoparadise]

Peter:

"What do you want me to do?"
"Whack a guy?"
"Off a guy?"
"Whack off a guy?"

lol

[Variable]

We had to do some old school ass chewing at work today.  And this guy was yelling at these dudes and were trying to act all hard.  Then he says " Yalls like two fucked up little peas in a pod "  Maybe you had to be there.  But it was funny as shit. 

[Sleepymaggie]

<@Xenon> You know what the best feeling in the world is?
<@Xenon> It is when you have a headache, and you take pills, and you can feel the pain becoming less and less every couple of minutes
<@Xenon> It's so satisfying
<@malevolence> you've clearly never been laid


bwhaha

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Hahaha.

[Sleepymaggie]

Hahaha.

; ) heheh you get the joke dont you! : )