so what did everyone get for christmas?

[Atomic]

 

[UrZ*]

Braun Cruzer 4 (electric razor/trimmer)

my girlfriend bought me one of those for my birthday. It kicks ass!

lets be friends.

true dat pretty easy compared to the oldsk00l razor, it takes so much time (in comparison) and i always have the shavingcream everywhere (in my ears) :X
but u got a nice gf i can see that

[tarkil]

I just got some money ........... that is going to allow me to pay my taxes....

[Variable]

I'm dislexic, I thought you said your wife got an ass kicking... haha

I know its a cliche joke.  But seriously, why would they make dislexic such a weird fucking word to spell?

[White Pwny]

I'm dislexic, I thought you said your wife got an ass kicking... haha

I know its a cliche joke.  But seriously, why would they make dislexic such a weird fucking word to spell?

ahem...  Dyslexic

[Variable]

case in point

[Softparody]

........u'v reminded me of the tapes i'v seen of her, i kid u not. it's not a pretty sight

We've got a young 50 Cent going on.

[Atomic]

i duznt ghet it
duz 50 wohtch porn of ihs mum?

[Variable]

yes