My wee bro had a bambino - making me an uncle.  Im happy for him and all - but the little prick is almost 4 years younger than me.  That competitive thing never leaves I guess.  That, and it grinds me hes proven his balls work before me.

Who the fuck even wants kids anymore.  If I get a chick pregnant I'm hanging myself.

Quote from: poofing acid on Aug 06, 2011, 02:55 PM
Who the fuck even wants kids anymore.  If I get a chick pregnant I'm hanging myself.

I do. Not for a while though. I don't really even want a girlfriend right now.

fuck bitches.

Quote from: poofing acid on Aug 06, 2011, 02:55 PM
Who the fuck even wants kids anymore.  If I get a chick pregnant I'm hanging myself.

steven, we have to talk...

Should I use pills?  Gun?  Slit wrists?

I think I will tie cinder blocks to my ankles, jump off a bridge and shoot myself in the face.  While I'm on fire.

Fuck suicide bro, you know that abortion is legal right?

dude, you guys, i finally got a wireless keyboard and mouse, and I'm currently browsing SL on my 50" samsung in 1080p.  It's pretty bitchin, not gonna lie.

PS porn is impressive on this TV to say the least.

Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Aug 07, 2011, 04:34 PM
dude, you guys, i finally got a wireless keyboard and mouse

i meant for my living room, cockfag.

Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Aug 07, 2011, 05:22 PM
i meant for my living room, cockfag.

hahahaha


These riots in Tottenham are bullshit. These people have no reason to be rioting other than the fact that a notorious gang member ( supposedly carrying a gun ) was shot dead. It's basically under privileged  kids looting, vandalising everyones property  and generally causing a shit storm because for the sake of it.  The government are cutting funds to the police too,  I feel really sorry for these cops, they're outnumbered and under paid.

Holy shit-http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LgGHH0n2CzI

Quote from: downtownpony on Aug 08, 2011, 10:20 PM
Holy shit-http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LgGHH0n2CzI

saw that the other day. that lady is fucking insane.

hahaha that was fucking hilarious.

Something tells me she's had a traumatic experience with a horse before 

Quote from: downtownpony on Aug 08, 2011, 10:20 PM
Holy shit-http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LgGHH0n2CzI

Wow, what a hysterical cunt.

From thedailywh.at

QuoteTheresa Shaver, a tourist visiting New York City with her husband and son, decided to take in a Central Park horse and carriage ride as tourists are wont to do. It was all going relatively as the poets promised, until her equine tour guide got spooked and began trotting backwards for a time before tripping.

Shaver caught the experience "on tape," along with her rather severe freakout. A second video posted by Shaver shows the animal back in line, seemingly awaiting the next patron, something the traumatized customer thought wasn't right and was more than willing to express to the driver with the aid of some salty language.

(See NSFW video below)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI4osOZ1qn4&feature=player_embedded

"I'm changed forever," Shaver told CBS 2 after returning home to Baldwinsville. "My view on it is changed forever. I was actually afraid for horses on the way out. I didn't want to get near the carriages."

For its part, the Horse and Carriage Drivers Association called Shaver "crazy," and said the horse "absolutely fine" and merely tripped. "We followed proper protocol, we brought the horse back to the stable — made sure the horse was fine. And the horse was fine." Carriage driver Bill Sac said the only reason he was standing in the hack-line with the horse was because Shaver left her purse in the carriage and he was waiting for her to come and collect it.

"I have it on video!"

hahahaha fuck that bitch

Jesus Christ, Theresa sure is sensitive. I noticed she used a line that sweet dee used on it's always sunny: "you son of a bitches".