Quote from: Penicks on Jan 18, 2011, 08:47 PM
Why is everything infintely more interesting when you're studying? I've been looking at pictures of inanimate objects with faces on them for over 2 hours.

paradox of life

staring at a white wall is more thrilling than studying.

Quote from: Penicks on Jan 18, 2011, 08:47 PM
Why is everything infintely more interesting when you're studying? I've been looking at pictures of inanimate objects with faces on them for over 2 hours.

Surround yourself with pictures of naked men.

You want me to masturbate too?

Quote from: Penicks on Jan 19, 2011, 10:21 AM
You want me to masturbate too?

Than cum everywhere.
" Oh what a lovely tea party that was".

oh, fuck. i have to go to an engagement party. i got to get all glammed up now.

after despising them for 25 years, i'm starting to actually enjoy formal events and dressing up. maybe because i look like jon hamm when i throw on my rockin' gray suit and drink some whiskey.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=131105623

edit: thread deleted, bawww.

oh well, short story: dumb broad that nobody likes was shitfaced drunk on a party:

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/2985/poopedono.jpg
http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/2821/poopfb1.jpg
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/4121/poopfb2.jpg
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/7910/poopfb4.jpg

lololol

that's not cool.

yeah, it's fucking bullshit

you're such a shit stirrer.

well, at least the girl moved on and got her shit together.

there's some shit that a girl just can't forget.

Quote from: bright lights, big city on Jan 23, 2011, 04:37 AM
after despising them for 25 years, i'm starting to actually enjoy formal events and dressing up. maybe because i look like jon hamm when i throw on my rockin' gray suit and drink some whiskey.

I have to dress nice everyday for work.  I've become an expert at matching shirts and ties.  I get complimented a lot on how awesome I am.

Quote from: poofing acid on Jan 23, 2011, 06:37 PM

Quote from: bright lights, big city on Jan 23, 2011, 04:37 AM
after despising them for 25 years, i'm starting to actually enjoy formal events and dressing up. maybe because i look like jon hamm when i throw on my rockin' gray suit and drink some whiskey.

I have to dress nice everyday for work.  I've become an expert at matching shirts and ties.  I get complimented a lot on how awesome I am.

goodlooking AND modest!

what happened to the board awards? i want to fill one out.

you can be in charge of it, sugar.

should i just copy last years? hahahaha i'll add a few saucy questions.

Don't add "Sexiest Feet" award, please.

because i would totally OWN that question with my super sexy fanfabulous feet.