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Bullshit Thread #7

Started by Drop-Dead, Sep 15, 2005, 05:44 PM

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alvarezbassist17

Quote from: bright lights, big city on Nov 09, 2010, 11:19 PM
i'm thinking this trend might need it's own legendary page, you muff divers.

http://www.sharinglungs.com/index.php/topic,17379.0.html

Bickety BAM, shit lips!

blixa

Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Nov 09, 2010, 03:25 PM
Hahaha, but aren't douches also beneficial things?

Logic pwn

i meant douchebag. as far as i know that has nothing to do with the word douche. i say douchebag all the time.

on a side note, i never knew what douche meant. i always thought it meant something else. thank you, urban dictionary.

alvarezbassist17

Do they call them something different in Australia, or are you more of a free-range-vagina kind of gal?

blixa

a douche is like another word for dickhead here. it's more of a lovable term.  you'd say it to your mate if they say something sort of silly or they get on your nerves.

alvarezbassist17

lol, nevermind.  I was speaking in the more literal sense.

blixa

i asked my friend today if she knew what douche meant and she was like, "mariam, i can't believe you. everyone knows what it means." and proceeded to tell me exactly what i read on urban dictionary hahaha.

alvarezbassist17

Hahaha god dammit, i'm talking about the actual, vagina-cleaning, Summer's Eve douche now.

blixa

Quote from: blixa on Jan 01, 2010, 07:25 AM


god bless you, ireland. GOD BLESS YOU!!!

once again.

raynor


blixa


Crazylegs


blixa

i just realised how empowered beyonce's single ladies makes me feel. it is so wrong, but oh my god, it feels wonderful.

Variable


blixa

yeah hahaha oh man, you have to try it. just put that song on and dance in the backyard. make sure it's pitch black otherwise there's going to be rumours going around your neighbourhood about you.

downtownpony

^ She's right. I did that last night. When I was finished I came inside and my mom told me to do the dishes, and I told her to fuck off.

tarkil

Wow, nearly same story for me bro ! I came inside your mom, then I told her to fuck off as well !!!!

Incredible........    ;)



If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face.

blixa

my friend's dad, who is 2-3 years younger than my mum, was telling me how when he was younger he would've given anything to have had sex with my mum. his wife walked in halfway through and said, "how is it appropriate that you are telling her this?"

i couldn't stop laughing.

Crazylegs

i agree with his wife.

I dreamt about my dead dog tonight. He died like 4 years ago i think. Weird.

blixa

i just sold three pairs of shoes on ebay. i can't believe it! my friend made just over $1,000 selling her stuff on ebay. i didn't think i was going to sell anything. i have so much stuff to get rid of.

downtownpony

A friend just text me this.

"Another one of our bros is @ war and finds out his girl of almost 2 yrs is a lying cheating bitch. Well Britney L. Biggs, we want to introduce you to a timeless military
tradition. Lets take care of our brother. U know the drill fellas, make this bitch famous."
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