Sick. I bonered.

u want me to keep your wheels spinnin' sweetie darling?

Awwyeah.

K gimmie a few cement blocks and a stick to spin those spokes.

Hahah

Hey, did you guys hear Patrick Swayze is going to be a guest on The View next week? But he can only talk to Whoopie.

Quote from: Penicks on Sep 21, 2009, 06:53 PM
Hey, did you guys hear Patrick Swayze is going to be a guest on The View next week? But he can only talk to Whoopie.

Haha. That was so lame, but goddamnit did it make me laugh.

I giggled. 

omfg owned!

HAHAHAHAHA! That's fucking priceless.

I lol'd so hard.

Quite a few awesome facebook fails out there.

Omg, that one can't possibly be real.

Real as you and me, son.

So this is my 6969th post.  I've been waiting almost 7 years for this, yet I can't think of anything especially funny or creative to put here.  I guess I'll just make it a P.S.A.

69s are fun, kids.  They're like the sexual version of Christmas: it is much better to give than to receive.  So basically, if Jesus were to pick a sexual position, there's a good chance it'd be the 69 based on this principle.  This is the approach you should take for trying to coax your partner or some random girl/guy at the bar into one.  Just tell them it's WJWD, what Jesus would do.

Thanks for reading,
Corey

Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Sep 22, 2009, 02:19 PM
So this is my 6969th post.  I've been waiting almost 7 years for this, yet I can't think of anything especially funny or creative to put here.  I guess I'll just make it a P.S.A.

69s are fun, kids.  They're like the sexual version of Christmas: it is much better to give than to receive.  So basically, if Jesus were to pick a sexual position, there's a good chance it'd be the 69 based on this principle.  This is the approach you should take for trying to coax your partner or some random girl/guy at the bar into one.  Just tell them it's WJWD, what Jesus would do.

Thanks for reading,
Corey

a very adequate 6969ths post. congratulations.

Indeed, I'm high fiving it all the way too.....

yeah congrats on this very momentous occasion.