Maybe one night me and Lunchbox here are out, we're mackin' some chick and shit and she's like, "eww, I wanna suck yous guys dick's off" and she's like "what's your names?" and I'm like, "Jay and Silent Bob, recognize" and she's like, "Oh, I read on the internet that fuckin'....yous guys were a couple of little fuckin' jerk-offs" and then she goes and sucks two others guys dicks off. Well fuck that, we gotta put a stop to these hateful sons of bitches before they ruin our good names

I went here to study/write on the paper.
Did a teeny tiny bit of that, but mostly listening to music.

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?

Quote from: fireflyry on Jun 29, 2006, 03:43 PM
I just went for a poo.

lol

if you have nothing to do :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzI3rQMAIwQ&search=magic%20comedy

Just played our CD launch, it was so damn intense... kids jumping everywhere and we made a killin' on the merch stall! I'm still high from it!

Sounds great man! I'm glad for ya! Hope one day, my band can get that kind of reaction!

i know my sigs a little big but i think its cool and im drunk. i dont post alot anyway so i think its cool thank you

Yes.

Yes, it's cool Hyrdo.


LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!

i never do. thank you goodnihgt and may you have a blessd day tommorow mei may the winds of vitrue you blow you

Aww, Hyrdo thank you for trying to make a sentence for me in your blazed state. Goodnight to you too... and sleep like a baby 

do we know if fireal is ok?

what happened to him?

Quote from: Chrisbo on Jun 30, 2006, 09:19 AM
Sounds great man! I'm glad for ya! Hope one day, my band can get that kind of reaction!

cheers mate, just keep at it it'll work out.

u should see some pics... funny as fuck!

Quote from: Breach Unborn on Jun 30, 2006, 03:07 PM
what happened to him?

Possibly a flood near his town / house

^yeah, i just saw that.

The paper
IS
DONE.


And man, I am done with the paper.

Haha

>>Memo to all employees:
>>
>>In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
>>productivity
>>from employees, it will be our policy to
>>keep all employees well trained
>>through our program of
>>SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING  (S.H.I.T.)
>>
>>We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
>>If
>>you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T., please see
>>your
>>supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the
>>S.H.I.T.
>>list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get
>>all the
>>S.H.I. T. you can handle.
>>
>>Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. seriously will be placed
>>in
>>DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS
>>(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.)
>>Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.HI.T seriously will have to go to
>>EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING
>>(E.A.T.S.H.I.T.)
>>
>>Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they
>>don't
>>have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.
>>If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be
>>interested in a job teaching
>>others. We can add your name to our
>>BASIC UNDERSTANDING LEADERSHIP LIST
>>(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
>>Thank you,
>>
>>BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
>>(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
>>
>>
>>P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their
>>life,
>>just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T They have
>>already had
>>their fill of S.H.I.T

Haha!