I love calvin and hobbes!

dammit!

i thought we had a future together

Quote from: DNZ on Jun 14, 2006, 12:59 AM
dammit!
i thought we had a future together

we do. Through music! I'll be in Eurpoe next year, so...fingers crossed!

w00t!

i'll keep my innocence for you

hhahahahaha

anyway great job on the -finding your true love- thing

Quote from: DNZ on Jun 14, 2006, 01:03 AM
w00t!
i'll keep my innocence for you
hhahahahaha
anyway great job on the -finding your true love- thing

Nah, I would prefer you to be dirty and BAD!

that sounds doodelydiggely neato!

Quote from: DNZ on Jun 14, 2006, 01:09 AM

that sounds doodelydiggely neato!

Whos who in the photo?
Can I be homer and you can be Ned!

i need to grow me a 'stache!

Man, i gotta cut off a finger on each hand and grow a (bigger) pot belly and grow some intelligence!

Do you know who the only Simpsons character to have five fingers is?

Quote from: wifeparty on Jun 14, 2006, 02:20 AM

Do you know who the only Simpsons character to have five fingers is?

there's someone with 5 fingers? 

They all have 4!

well I duno 'bout the 5 fingers character...

eh

no

I got fucking tired of the absolute bullshit I was getting from strangers tonight, for no fucking reason at all! So if anyone asks why I left I'll tell them straight why, and if they try to defend the people who pissed me off I'll tell them to go fuck themselves, because I wasnt taking any of the bullshit I was getting tonight, it was pure fucking malice, for no fucking reason at all! Bullshit fakers!

that sucks chrisbo.. try not to take it too personal..theyre strangers, they dont know jack about you..be the bigger man..
which u already are for not talkin shit back, but just leavin..props

Quote from: Frankz0r on Jun 14, 2006, 02:22 AM

Quote from: wifeparty on Jun 14, 2006, 02:20 AM
Do you know who the only Simpsons character to have five fingers is?

there's someone with 5 fingers? 
They all have 4!
well I duno 'bout the 5 fingers character...

God. In the episode where homer stops going to church and he has that dream about talking to God. Check it out. God has 5 fingers on each hand.

there is so much hidden shit in Simpsons

thats deep

Oh...

Quote from: wifeparty on Jun 14, 2006, 02:47 AM
there is so much hidden shit in Simpsons

Yeah...

Quote from: DNZ on Jun 14, 2006, 02:40 AM
that sucks chrisbo.. try not to take it too personal..theyre strangers, they dont know jack about you..be the bigger man..
which u already are for not talkin shit back, but just leavin..props

Yeah you're right, but no matter what, it still annoys me, which is why I'm mainly annoyed, I shouldnt give a fuck! I wont ever show it to their face, because that's giving in (for what though?), but if they dont want to get to know me and want to slag me then they can shove it up their fat asses haha! Nah, I'll take it as they fancy me and realise they're not getting any of this body haha!

Simpsons is a deep programme really!

my mobile started ringing.

a number which i assumed to be my friend miss sam's work number was flashing on the screen.

kanye west's 'gold digger' was playing on the stereo.

i picked up the phone and began serenading miss sam with the dulcet tones of my best "black man voice" (and continued booty dancing the fuck out of my living room).

"you know why
it take too much to touch her
from what I heard she got a baby by busta
my best friend say she use to fuck wit usher

i don't care what none of ya'll say
i still love her..."

i stop "singing" and there is silence on the other end of the phone.

"miss sam?" i say, realising suddenly that it may not actually be miss sam and that i may thus have to kill myself when i get off the phone.

"MISS SAM?!? please tell me that's you..."

i'm panicking now.

"la mariam?" said the unrecognisable (MALE!) voice on the other end.

"OH FUCK!" screamed my brain.

"la mariam, its ******** ********, i made your uncle's gravestone. you called me last week about making your grandmother's too."

...

...

...

...

...

worst. phone. call. ever.

*dies*

lol

actually he was a really good sport about it.

after i had finished saying "ohmigawd, i'm so embarrassed. i thought you were someone else" over and over again for at least a whole minute, he responded with a laugh and said "don't be embarrassed, i make gravestones for a living, now that's embarrassing".

so apparently people who "deal in death" can have a sense of humour too.

i just remembered i met a gravedigger in a jordanian cemetery a few years back.

he was wearing a loony tunes jumper that read:

"that's all folks!"

he didn't speak english, thus i'm not sure if he got the pun, but it had me and my brother in stitches for days.