sharinglungs:the movie

goldpony · Nov 28, 2007, 05:48 AM

azwethinkweiz is roy munson. both phenoms in their youth, they threw it away in a tragic bowling accident. only for az, it was a penis in the ball waxer.

jerry curls is derek zoolander. both known for their iconic facial expressions, refined tastes, and "model" behavior. he next appears in the fall line of who farted clothing.

chickdelalynch is jan morrow in pillow talk. both independent, sophisticated women. no man will hold them back from gettin what they want. a true lady in mans world.

tarkil is leon the professional. why else would a frenchman be living in asia? hes a hired assasin with a penchant for little girls. when not offing people or teaching little girls the "techniques" he tends to his houseplant.

deftonekid is the mariachi. like the mariachi, deftonekid went from a scruffy chino wannabe in the first film to antonio banderas. audiences were stunned.

aenemic is wooderson. both have no discernable means of income and drive trans am. like wooderson, aenemic likes to cruis the high school parties because he "gets older, but they stay the same age". will be going to the aerosmith concert this weekend

white pwny, mrs swa and t rock are varla, rosie and billie. these ladies may look like a good time, fellas watch out! dont follow them down a dark alley when they offer, thats for sure.

necroceteanbestiality is R2D2. like R2, he makes wierd noises and is the true hero of the film. also, like R2, he was molested by jawas.

fireal1222 is that guy on the couch. like that guy, he will smoke up all your weed and appear out of nowhere. they are both known to spout profound shit from time to time.

alvarezbassist17 is tyler durden. is he real? is he a manifestation of our superego appearing to us subconciously? will he kick the crap out of you?

juicyfruit is mallory knox. both naturally born bad, both soooo good. dont be so eager with this one.

emotive lotion is michael bolton. both are trapped in meaningless office jobs. both endure riducle at their names, only in emotives case its endless jokes about masturbation and lotion.

rxqueen is marion crane. both stopped on the road for a good nights sleep and shower. both got more than they bargained for.

yoda on mars is prof. dave jennings. the coolest teacher you ever met. will likely be fired after smoking weed with his students.

goldpony is milton. i too work in the basement. dont touch my swingline.

zevaka is red. like red, z is a man who knows how to get things. he also has yard cred with the sisters. it took a long time and a lot of ass rapings, but he got that cred. the most beloved character.

moz is peter north. like north, he dabbled in gay porn early in his career before settling on giving the ladies exclusve NORTHern exposure. makes cameos from time to time, but is no longer a full time player. fans are eagerly awaiting his 2008 return!

i know i said id wait but...variable is george clooney batman. why GC you ask? two words...nipple suit. that and hes much handsomer than the other batmans.

deftonekid · Nov 28, 2007, 05:59 AM

hahahaha you freak!!!

im the mariachi so you better watch out milton!!!!

its great bro nice effort!

im still laughing!!!

Fireal1222 · Nov 28, 2007, 06:06 AM

our board reeks of sexiness

deftonekid · Nov 28, 2007, 06:14 AM

no doubt about it

Martin · Nov 28, 2007, 07:45 AM

Hahaha funny stuff!

untz untz untz · Nov 28, 2007, 09:14 AM

Wow, get a fucking life dude.

yoda on mars · Nov 28, 2007, 09:32 AM

this thread is the best ever. hahahahaha... you're awesome, man!

Jacob · Nov 28, 2007, 10:34 AM

HAHAHA!

oh man. totally awesome. I couldn't be happier with your choice for my character.

theis · Nov 28, 2007, 10:43 AM

hahahaha the R2D2 almost made me choke. hilarious.

pissedandpierced · Nov 28, 2007, 11:26 AM

I always knew that Deftones had the best looking male fans.

Zevaka · Nov 28, 2007, 02:35 PM

i want to have so much free time

and... no me in the film...

White Pwny · Nov 28, 2007, 02:58 PM

Haha! Nice Josh! SooooooO Funny! You hit the nail on the head with some.. I dig it. I especially like that you found a group of girls for us girls to be! Super Sweet

~ Varla

I just did a lil investigatory journalism.. and found this out about Varla, Rosie and Billie... as I had never heard of them...

Varla, and her fellow go-go dancers Rosie and Billie like to drag race their hot-rods out in the desert. Rosie is Varla's sometime lover and Billie just likes to hang around for the fun - she's sort of the loose cannon in the trio. ......3 strippers seeking thrills... YAY!! hahaha.. funny stuff.

mrs_swa · Nov 28, 2007, 03:32 PM

omg goldpony i havent laughed like this in ages...i needed it!! you did a great great job and i cant wait for more additions to the story

AWESOME!!

goldpony · Nov 28, 2007, 03:35 PM

Quote from: Zevaka on Nov 28, 2007, 02:35 PM
i want to have so much free time

and... no me in the film...

i only used pics i found on the board, i didnt want to infringe on anyones privacy. trust me Z, i looked for your pic but couldn't find one. i had an awesome one for you

Quote from: yoda on mars on Nov 28, 2007, 09:32 AM
this thread is the best ever. hahahahaha... you're awesome, man!

i have to fix your pic tho, it worked last night

Quote from: untz untz untz on Nov 28, 2007, 09:14 AM
Wow, get a fucking life dude.

uh in case you didnt know it, this is my life

tarkil · Nov 28, 2007, 05:10 PM

Nice nice....

We need more random stuff like that...

bebo · Nov 28, 2007, 06:47 PM

That was good.

devilinside · Nov 28, 2007, 06:52 PM

LOL @ R2D2

Moz · Nov 28, 2007, 06:57 PM

And starring as Moz...

White Pwny · Nov 28, 2007, 06:58 PM

I think there is a Z picture on my thread somewhere.

White Pwny · Nov 28, 2007, 06:58 PM

Quote from: Moz on Nov 28, 2007, 06:57 PM

And starring as Moz...

Ewww MOz.